What movies have not aged well?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why is America so fucked up?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What are some common historical misconceptions?

-J W Pepper

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why does my private parts itch so much during certain periods?

Moonraker

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What was it like being spanked as a kid?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Live and Let Die

Goldfinger

Why do we exist, and why are we conscious?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Have you ever answered your door in lingerie?

Octopussy

A View to a Kill

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

From Russia With Love

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Do you consider yourself pretty?

You Only Live Twice

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why do some young mothers trick a guy into believing that they're pregnant and it's their child when years later they find out that it's not even theirs should he still pay child support or not?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Ah so!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

I've never read the book. What did Dorian Grey do that was so immoral and sinful?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Dr No